KILLER CHRISTMAS CARDS

KILLER CHRISTMAS CARDS 2023

Celebrate the end of the bin-fire that was 2023 with some killer Christmas Cards.

Your favourite Horror Movie Characters are all dressed up and ready to send the year out with a bang from them, and maybe a whimper from you. 

With Pinhead, Alien, Ghostface, Mike Myers (not the voice of Shrek, the other one), Freddie, and Christian from Midsommar in their best Christmas Holiday attire you can send your Christmas wishes to your fearest and dearest this year. 

The Cards themselves are 148mm x 148mm square, printed on 350gsm quality card, which comes from FSC Certified Card Stocks, meaning they only come from sustainable sources, and every card comes with a recycled paper envelope. 

The cards are blank inside, so you can set your gears to work writing twisted messages to your family and friends, or just go with 'Merry Christmas', the choice is your own.

SLASHERS PACK (3-Pack)

 Try to escape from three of your favourite slashers. You can run, but you can't hide from Freddie, Michael and Ghostface. The SLASHERS Pack includes one of each of Michael Myers, Ghostface and Freddie Krueger cards, as well as three envelopes. Perfect for the local innocent babysitters at the neighbours houses. 

HORRORS PACK (3-Pack) 

The Universe is a cruel place, and nothing highlights the terror of this uncaring reality more than the HORRORS Pack. Ponder the futility of existence with Pinhead, Alien and Christian as you realise that some things are truly worse than opening socks on Christmas Morning. 

COMPLETE PACK

You're a real glutton for punishment aren't you? Gorge yourself on the full set of KILLER CHRISTMAS CARDS and try to whittle down your enemies list to just 6 people to grace with a card in the mail. You'll get bonus points for signing it in blood, or even just leave your name blank to really put a chill up their neck.